What If...

So, some ideas as to how I could alter my Textbook? Well, here are mine:

1) Burn it.
2) Soak it in water
3) Cut it into different shapes, to where as you go thru it, the shapes morph into one another
4) Shoot it
5) Doodle in it every day
6) Listen to music as you alter it, and make the pages represent the music you were listening to.
7) Bake it in an oven
8) Cut the different pages into leaves, so when you open it, its like leaves blowing in the wind.
9) Make the book into a giant flip book that will teach a lesson from the book.
10) Run it thru a grinder
11) Glue pages together, hollow out the book, and make a pot for a plant.
12) Cut the book in the shape of a circle.
13) Drag it behind my car.
14) Leave it on the roof of my house for a couple of months
15) Cut it in the shape of a duck.
16) Turn it into a terrarium for a turtle
17) Turn it into a Paperweight
18) Cover the pages in honey, and see what the insects will turn it into.
19) Convert it into a portable Hard Drive enclosure
20) Use it for knife throwing target practice.
21) Put a steak in it, and give it to a bear
22) Use a Bandsaw, and cut it into a triangle.
23) Get acid, and burn a hole thru it
24) Make it into a pair of sandals
25) Make it into a bird feeder
26) Put wheels on it, and make it into a car
27) Make it into a quadrocopter
28) Make it into a portable sled.
29) Make it into a hat.
30) Make it into a tray for various paints for painting
31) Turn it into a pencil holder
32) Make it into a photo book
33) Make it into a TV Tray
34) Make the Front cover into what would look like a sewer lid, and the inside you would see TMNT stuff
35) Turn it into a personal safe
36) Make it into a netbook housing
37) Turn it into a Doorstop
38) Make it into a doorway
39) Turn it into a Boat.
40) Convert it into a seat cushion
41) Make it into a set of chalks
42) Construct an Ant Farm out of it
43) Make a Graphic Novel out of it
44) Make a hovercraft out of it.
45) Make it into a hand puppet
46) Make it into a periscope
47) Construct a dustpan out of it
48) Make a viewfinder from it
49) Make it into a catapult
50) Make it into a mobile chess set

I hope these ideas might help myself, or maybe inspire someone else in their endeavors to make a great project. :)